THE PROP ROOM OF THE LORRAINE HANSBERRY THEATRE had been a speakeasy during Prohibition, and something altogether more interesting during the McCarthy era. Its high windows, now painted over, had once served as signals to those who knew how to read their lights. The tunnel system that connected it to three other buildings still carried echoes of escape routes and whispered warnings.
Riley knew every inch of it. After all, she'd lived here for the past four months, converting a former costume storage area into a hidden apartment that would have made any tiny-house enthusiast weep with envy. The nineteenth-century steamer trunk doubled as both coffee table and filing cabinet. The Art Deco vanity from "Sunset Boulevard" held her carefully organized resistance documentation. And the vintage theater seats, rescued from the old Fillmore, made a surprisingly comfortable bed when properly arranged.
She was organizing papers on her "dinner table" (a prop piece from "The Importance of Being Earnest") when she heard the distinctive tap of Vivian's cane on the stairs. For a moment, she froze. No one was supposed to know about these rooms, let alone that she lived here. But before she could hide the evidence of habitation, Vivian appeared in the doorway, looking entirely unsurprised by the living space she'd discovered.
"The last time I was in this room," Vivian said, running an elegant finger along the edge of a massive wardrobe that concealed Riley's clothing, "it was 1968, and Harvey Milk was using it to plan campaign strategies." Her smile carried decades of secrets. "Though I suspect it's been put to even better use since then."
"How did you...?" Riley began, then stopped, realizing there was probably very little Vivian didn't know about spaces like this.
"My dear, I've known about this room since I was eight years old, though it belonged to a different theater then." Vivian settled into one of the Fillmore seats with practiced grace, her cane resting across her lap. "Mother used to bring me to places like this during the war. No one pays attention to a child with a book, you see. Especially not a little girl practicing her penmanship."
She reached into her attaché case and withdrew both the manual and a small leather notebook so old its pages had turned the color of honey. "Would you like to know what I was really writing?"
Riley abandoned any pretense of hiding her living situation and sank into the opposite theater seat. "Tell me."
"Lists. Endless lists. German officers who visited Mother's office, what they asked for, which documents they were most anxious to receive." Vivian's accent shifted subtly, Paris creeping into her vowels. "I had a private tutor – quite progressive for the time. It meant I could spend my days in Mother's office, practicing my letters. Being invisible." Her smile turned sharp. "It's amazing what people will say in front of a child who appears to be doing her schoolwork. Even more amazing what a child can carry in her textbooks that no one thinks to check."
She opened the old notebook, and Riley caught a glimpse of childish handwriting that transformed halfway down the page into strings of numbers. "Mother's contacts knew to look for a little girl with a blue hair ribbon and a Latin primer. The ribbon's width told them which drop point to check. The color of my stockings indicated timing. And my penmanship practice..." She drew out a sheet of yellowed paper covered in repeated letters. "Well. The Germans were very impressed by how dedicated I was to perfecting my capital letters. They never realized each loop and flourish was part of a code."
Riley leaned forward, her archival training catching details even through her amazement. "You've preserved these all this time?"
"Of course. Along with Mother's notes about how to move invisibly through occupied spaces." Vivian patted the OSS manual. "It's all connected, you see. The same principles that let a child carry messages under the eyes of the Gestapo can help your actors move props and papers right under the nose of Cultural Integrity officers."
She opened the manual to a dog-eared page. "Listen to this: 'Offices and buildings usually have many entrances: main front entrance, delivery entrance, side and basement doors, fire escapes, etc. Study these and know which ones are in use, and where and to what they lead.'" Her smile grew conspiratorial. "Tell me, my dear, does Harrison seem like the type to check fire escapes?"
"Tell me, what do you know about the history of prompt boxes and how the Underground Railroad used theater cues?"
Before Riley could answer, Vivian opened the manual again, this time to a well-worn page. "But first, let me share something relevant. The OSS Manual has a fascinating section on organizational disruption. Listen: 'Insist on doing everything through "channels." Never permit short-cuts to be taken in order to expedite decisions.'"
She looked up with that razor-sharp smile. "Sound familiar? Every time Harrison tries to speed up his review, you insist on proper channels. But here's what you might not know." She turned the page. "'When possible, refer all matters to committees, for "further study and consideration." Attempt to make the committees as large as possible—never less than five.'"
Riley's eyes widened. "The Artistic Advisory Committee..."
"Which reports to the Board's Content Review Committee, which consults with the Community Impact Committee..." Vivian nodded approvingly. "You've instinctively created what the manual calls 'a multiplicity of committees.'" She turned another page. "'Make speeches. Talk as frequently as possible and at great length. Illustrate your "points" by long anecdotes and accounts of personal experiences.'"
"Like Harrison's four-hour meeting yesterday," Riley said slowly, "where my entire staff took turns explaining the historical and cultural significance of every prop in Act One."
"Exactly. But here's one you haven't tried yet." Vivian pointed to another section. "'Haggle over precise wordings of communications, minutes, resolutions. Refer back to matters decided upon at the last meeting and attempt to re-open the question of the advisability of that decision.'"
She closed the manual with deliberate precision. "The Germans never suspected that their most effective opponent wasn't the man with a gun, but the secretary who insisted that every travel permit needed five signatures, or the clerk who kept reopening discussions about comma placement in supply requisitions."
"But Vivian," Riley leaned forward, her voice dropping despite their privacy, "these techniques... they're from 1944. Will they really work against modern digital systems?"
Vivian's laugh held both warmth and steel. "My dear, have you ever tried to get IT approval for a software change? Or seen what happens when someone demands that every digital form be accessible in three different formats? Bureaucracy hasn't changed - it's just gotten more elaborate. The principles remain the same." She patted the manual. "Marguerite used to say that the most dangerous weapon against efficiency is someone who insists on being perfectly, exhaustively thorough."
She reached for her attaché case again. "Now, about those prompt boxes. During the Underground Railroad, theater people developed a system of cues that looked like ordinary production notes..." She paused, her head tilting slightly as she heard something Riley hadn't yet detected. "But perhaps we should save that story. I believe you're about to have an unexpected visitor."
Right on cue, Claire appeared at the top of the prop room stairs, slightly breathless. "Ms. Morrison? Harrison's here. Two days early. He's asking about the fire safety documentation for the prop room."
Vivian and Riley exchanged looks. "Well," Vivian said, gathering her belongings with elegant efficiency, "it seems you get to practice our lessons sooner than expected." She pressed a folded page into Riley's hand. "Remember - insist on proper channels. Demand complete documentation. And..." her smile turned conspiratorial, "you might want to mention that any fire safety review requires a representative from each of your committees."
She moved toward one of the concealed exits, then paused. "Oh, and Riley? Page forty-seven isn't just about bureaucratic resistance. It's about finding joy in it. That's what they never expect - that fighting back can make you happy." She disappeared into the tunnel that led to Ms. Nguyen's kitchen, her cane tapping out what sounded suspiciously like a victory march.
Riley looked at the page in her hand. It was Vivian's flower-coded map, modified to show the theater's underground network. In the margin, in elegant script that somehow managed to suggest both Marguerite's Paris and Vivian's modern flair, was written: "The best resistance movements are invisible until they bloom."
Through the floor, she could hear Harrison's voice in the lobby, demanding immediate access. She smiled, thinking of all the committees he'd need to consult, all the forms he'd need to complete, all the proper channels he'd need to navigate. For the first time since the Office of Cultural Integrity had appeared, she felt not just determined, but delighted.
After all, as page forty-seven would eventually reveal, the most powerful weapon against authoritarianism was the joy they couldn't crush, the laughter they couldn't silence, and the triumph of making oppression defeat itself through its own rules.
*To be continued...*
A Note on Reality
The OSS Simple Sabotage Field Manual is not fiction. Declassified in 2008, it was created by the Office of Strategic Services in 1944 was designed to help ordinary citizens disrupt enemy operations—not with weapons, but with sheer, unrelenting bureaucratic inefficiency. It remains one of the most delightfully passive-aggressive historical documents ever produced.
The complete manual can be found in the CIA's own archives:
CIA.gov - OSS Simple Sabotage Field Manual (1944)
“From all this we may learn that there are two races of men in this world, but only these two—the ‘race’ of the decent man and the ‘race of the indecent man. Both are found everywhere; they penetrate into all groups of society. No group consists entirely of decent or indecent people.” --Viktor Frankl
Ok. You hooked me by episide 3. This serial, hopefully I am using that term accurately, is genius. What a unique way to teach resistance. As Vivian describes it more each episide, its becoming ingrained. I am actually starting to think that way, very sneakily.
Best regards in quadruplicate.