Don’t Miss the Political Battle of the Year: I have Questions!
My Questions for the heavyweight showdown
It's the Showdown!
Date: Thursday Night
Time: 9 PM Eastern Time / 6 PM Pacific Time
MAIN EVENT:
In the red corner, weighing in (finally) with a mountain of controversies and a cult-like following:
DONALD "THE CHAOS CANDIDATE" TRUMP (age 77)
Known for: Verbal napalm, political pyrotechnics, and a knack for turning MSM into a war zone
Burning Question: Can he Make America Great ...umm... Ever?
In the blue corner, tipping the scales with decades of political experience and a lifetime supply of aviators:
JOE "SLEEPY THUNDER" BIDEN (age 81)
Known for: Outlasting Father Time, crisis whispering, and turning gaffes into gold
Burning Question: Will his presidency go the full 12 rounds, or will he dance like a butterfly on the ropes?
I’m in “take no prisoners” mode today so let’s get down and dirty with questions for the candidates. There are approximately20-something hours and 6 minutes until the debate starts at 9 PM on Thursday. I’ve taken no side (kind of), throwing both of them into a boxing ring set on death match status.
So, Buckle up, Buttercups! The political coliseum show of shows is back in town with Biden and Trump facing off in (maybe?) their first — and (maybe?) their last — debate of 2024. Let's cut through the usual drivel and get to the questions that will make 'em sweat.
Questions for Biden:
Question 1 Mr. President, according to the news media you're already a fossil, and by the end of a second term, you'll be pushing 86 in a job that chews up 40-year-olds and spits them out. What kind of secret elixirs or deals with the devil are you planning to stay functional, and why should Americans believe you'll last that long without turning into a walking corpse as you have fondly called yourself?
Question 2 Joe, Inflation's got folks tighter than a miser's purse, yet you keep yammering about how great the economy is. What do you tell the guy who can't afford gas and groceries? Are you pissed that your economic cheerleading isn't resonating, or is everyone else just too obtuse to get it? What are your future plans to reach people?
Question 3 President Biden, With the hindsight of a year's worth of chaos, what would you have done differently about the Hamas attack on Israel? And how are you going to keep the progressive wing of your party from tearing you a new one over Israel's actions against Palestinians?
Question 4 Sir, Why did you wait until the border was a veritable human tsunami to start addressing it? The GOP's been hammering you on this since day one, and now it's one of your biggest Achilles' heels. Were you napping, or what?
Question 5 President Biden, Climate change is setting the world on fire, yet progress feels like a snail’s pace. Are you willing to take radical steps to fight this global disaster, or are we just going to keep bandaging the wounds while the planet burns? Or, should you just tell us, we are toast?
Questions for Trump:
Question 1 Donny Boy, you've been roasting Biden over his mental state, but let's talk about your own verbal train wrecks. Your speeches sound like a drunk uncle's Thanksgiving rant on a druggie's cocktail. Do you get why people are questioning if you’ve still got a full deck up there?
Question 2 Herr Trump, Your grand plan for 2025 reads like a dictator's wet dream — mass deportations, political prosecutions, and replacing bureaucrats with your minions. Isn't this just swapping out one swamp for an even murkier one with your name on it?
Question 3 Mr. Trump, You’ve been fangirling over Putin, calling him a "genius" for invading Ukraine and claiming you could end the war in a heartbeat. Does your magic peace plan involve handing over chunks of Ukraine to Russia? How do you justify rewarding Putin’s land grab?
Question 4 Mr. Trump, You’ve been waxing poetic about the January 6th mob, calling them "patriots" while conveniently glossing over the cops who got maimed and the ones who died. Besides being bummed about losing, do you regret anything about that day, or is your sympathy strictly reserved for the insurrectionists?
Question 5 Don, You’ve talked a big game about bringing jobs back to America, yet your own businesses have a history of outsourcing. How do you plan to convince voters you’re serious about this promise, or is it just another one of your infamous scams?
For Both:
If you could say one thing to your opponent, what would it be? No filters, no niceties — just the raw, unvarnished truth. Let’s hear it.
There it is, Buttercups. Let’s see if they can handle the heat or if they’ll just melt under the spotlight.
I'm taking bets and my bet is on Biden - all or nothing!
For Mr Trump: How much are you asking your Veep picks to kick in for that spot next to you on the ticket?
Biden it is It’s the only choice if you love your country